Don’t They Know My Family Name ?

So we received a wedding invite in the mail today – and on it this was what it was written – only daddy is a Killam – not mama and I.  I asked mama why they wrote my name like that – so mama said – because daddy’s cousin don’t know if I am a Killam or not.  I asked daddy what does it mean – and daddy said – never mind.

Mama said that because daddy and her didn’t have a big wedding like daddy’s cousin – so they don’t know if they should call me a Killam or not – that’s silly mama said.  I asked mama why?  mama said because people with big wedding doesn’t mean that they will stay together – like one of daddy’s childhood friends – they have huge wedding and they are not together now.  Mama said that even though she almost lost her life – so that daddy’s family can have a kid to carry on the “killam” family name – it seems that no one wants to acknowledge us – so she should go to a lawyer and change my family name soon and then published it on Vanguard and mail it to all daddy’s friends and relative – muahahhahaha!!!  mama said people are just rude to think that I’m not a Killam – because on Sunday – Aunt Renette asked the same of mama at Sobeys – boy! was mama upset.  No wonder daddy tried to hide the wedding invitation from mama.