{"id":1009,"date":"2009-03-23T17:42:24","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T17:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1009"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:42:24","modified_gmt":"2009-03-23T17:42:24","slug":"first-pee-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/23\/first-pee-accident\/","title":{"rendered":"First Pee Accident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I had my first pee accident on Sunday morning.\u00a0 I woke mama up to tell her that i peed in my pants and on my bed.\u00a0 Mama said it was alright.. and Papa said.. that it happens sometimes.\u00a0 I changed into dry panties .. and PJs.. and tried to go and sleep on mama&#8217;s bed for a bit.\u00a0 But i didn&#8217;t pee on Monday, so I&#8217;m all good again.. in fact, i think i had forgotten about it . .. by Monday morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had my first pee accident on Sunday morning.\u00a0 I woke mama up to tell her that i peed in my pants and on my bed.\u00a0 Mama said it was alright.. and Papa said.. that it happens sometimes.\u00a0 I changed into dry panties .. and PJs.. and tried to go and sleep on mama&#8217;s bed &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/23\/first-pee-accident\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1009","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-milestone"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1009"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}