{"id":1094,"date":"2009-04-20T18:23:18","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T18:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1094"},"modified":"2009-04-20T18:23:18","modified_gmt":"2009-04-20T18:23:18","slug":"im-running-away-to-singapore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/20\/im-running-away-to-singapore\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Running Away To Singapore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1095\" title=\"luggage\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/luggage.jpg?resize=600%2C475\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"475\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mama loves to threaten me when i am being bad that she was gonna run away back to Singapore, where she came from.\u00a0 So the other day, I got my luggage together and my new cap.. and told Mama that i was running away to Singapore too.\u00a0 See I&#8217;m all ready .. and dressed up for it, with mama&#8217;s\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.murad.com\/\">skin care products<\/a> as well in my luggage.\u00a0 Papa said to mama &#8221; you see where she is getting it from?&#8221;\u00a0 so mama better stop saying things that she doesn&#8217;t want me to repeat because I&#8217;m a kid and I can get sassy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama loves to threaten me when i am being bad that she was gonna run away back to Singapore, where she came from.\u00a0 So the other day, I got my luggage together and my new cap.. and told Mama that i was running away to Singapore too.\u00a0 See I&#8217;m all ready .. and dressed up &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/20\/im-running-away-to-singapore\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,28,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1094","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}