{"id":1123,"date":"2009-05-01T21:53:09","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T21:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2009-05-01T21:53:09","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T21:53:09","slug":"daddy-make-my-slide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/01\/daddy-make-my-slide\/","title":{"rendered":"Daddy Built My Slide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1124\" title=\"slide\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/slide.jpg?resize=600%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"438\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Daddy found some ambition .. and decided to build my slide instead of waiting for Grampie, that way Grampie can concentrate on building me my dollhouse instead.\u00a0\u00a0 Mama said.. with all the hard work daddy is putting on my slide, he can save some money on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dietpill.net\/\">diet pill<\/a>. Wanna see my slide..?? it&#8217;s almost ready ..!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1125\" title=\"slide1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/slide1.jpg?resize=600%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"438\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See my yellow slide.. and it&#8217;s wavy..! i love it..!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daddy found some ambition .. and decided to build my slide instead of waiting for Grampie, that way Grampie can concentrate on building me my dollhouse instead.\u00a0\u00a0 Mama said.. with all the hard work daddy is putting on my slide, he can save some money on diet pill. Wanna see my slide..?? it&#8217;s almost ready &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/01\/daddy-make-my-slide\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,29,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1123","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-my-daddy","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}