{"id":1164,"date":"2009-05-06T22:21:07","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T22:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2009-05-06T22:21:07","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T22:21:07","slug":"no-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/06\/no-park\/","title":{"rendered":"No Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It had been raining of late and I haven&#8217;t been to the park at all.. !!!!\u00a0 it&#8217;s driving me nuts.. and I&#8217;m driving mama nuts .. because i won&#8217;t let her work.. and wants her to play.\u00a0 When Keegan comes .. we are stuck in the store.. and I end up trying to run around the store.. to spend my energy.\u00a0 But then i try to be naughty.. and do stuff to Keegan.. and all Keegan would say is ..\u00a0 &#8221; don&#8217;t do that .. Chloe..! &#8221; and then mama would say..\u00a0 &#8221; Chloe.. be nice..!!! donch bully .. Keegan&#8221;&#8230; and this goes on .. and on.. until mama can&#8217;t take it.. and rush me home &#8211; then i&#8217;ll be good.\u00a0 Because when i get home.. mama lets me help her with her cooking and washing up.\u00a0 And i eat.. and watch a bit of cartoon.. and then we do our homework.. practice our ABCs .. and numbers.. and sometimes.. i get to help with cleaning the bath-tub.. before papa comes home to bathe me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It had been raining of late and I haven&#8217;t been to the park at all.. !!!!\u00a0 it&#8217;s driving me nuts.. and I&#8217;m driving mama nuts .. because i won&#8217;t let her work.. and wants her to play.\u00a0 When Keegan comes .. we are stuck in the store.. and I end up trying to run around &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/06\/no-park\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,17,24,28,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1164","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-funny","category-keeganbabysitter","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-outdoors"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}