{"id":12,"date":"2007-12-18T02:45:47","date_gmt":"2007-12-18T02:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/2007\/12\/my-birthday-cake\/"},"modified":"2007-12-18T02:45:47","modified_gmt":"2007-12-18T02:45:47","slug":"my-birthday-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2007\/12\/18\/my-birthday-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"My Birthday Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/bcake.JPG?w=700\" alt=\"bcake.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">I just wanna show everyone my birthday cake.  I chose it on my own.  Papa and Keegan brought me to Sobeys to pick my cake.  My Crazy Chinese Mummy was upset with Papa for letting her missed out on my cake picking, but Papa thought he was being nice to CCM.  You like my cake..??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just wanna show everyone my birthday cake. I chose it on my own. Papa and Keegan brought me to Sobeys to pick my cake. My Crazy Chinese Mummy was upset with Papa for letting her missed out on my cake picking, but Papa thought he was being nice to CCM. You like my cake..??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-12","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}