{"id":1285,"date":"2009-05-27T05:40:10","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T05:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2009-05-27T05:40:10","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T05:40:10","slug":"social-services-after-unfit-mama-by-auntie-leanne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/27\/social-services-after-unfit-mama-by-auntie-leanne\/","title":{"rendered":"Social Services After Unfit Mama By Auntie Leanne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1286\" title=\"peep\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/peep.jpg?resize=400%2C294\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Auntie Leanne sent this to mama because she said mama keeps complaining that she is fat.\u00a0 Mama tells Auntie Leeane from Netherland .. how can she not be fat.. when she gotta eat burgers everyday.\u00a0 So Auntie Leeane said.. she contacted social services.. muahhahhahaha!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mama said .. thanks.. Auntie Leane, she better get her bum bum off the computer.. and start excercising.\u00a0\u00a0 But I think papa more unfit.. although papa already stopped eating so much junk.\u00a0 He didn&#8217;t even dare eat the last piece of chocolate cake that Grampie made this Sunday.\u00a0 Mama said.. &#8220;We love you still .. Auntie Leanne, but first she gotta take care of her dry skin&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,22,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","has-more-link","post-1285","format-standard","category-funny","category-health","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}