{"id":1326,"date":"2009-06-02T19:01:11","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T19:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1326"},"modified":"2009-06-02T19:01:11","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T19:01:11","slug":"keegan-fell-down-the-stairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/02\/keegan-fell-down-the-stairs\/","title":{"rendered":"Keegan Fell Down The Stairs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My babysitter .. Keegan fell down the staircase during the weekend.. and didn&#8217;t come to babysit yesterday.. but today she is back to work.\u00a0 Mama said .. she donch know how keegan does it.. but she is into a lot of accidents .. just like me.\u00a0 But I&#8217;m a kid.. so i&#8217;m allowed to get into things.. but not Keeeegannnnnnnnn..!! mama said .. keegan better buy heavy insurance before she leaves for college ..since she is such an accident prone .. and better get her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.2insure4less.com\/\">car insurance<\/a> intact too. hhahahahaha!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My babysitter .. Keegan fell down the staircase during the weekend.. and didn&#8217;t come to babysit yesterday.. but today she is back to work.\u00a0 Mama said .. she donch know how keegan does it.. but she is into a lot of accidents .. just like me.\u00a0 But I&#8217;m a kid.. so i&#8217;m allowed to get &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/02\/keegan-fell-down-the-stairs\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,24,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1326","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-keeganbabysitter","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}