{"id":1337,"date":"2009-06-04T17:08:18","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T17:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2009-06-04T17:08:18","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T17:08:18","slug":"shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/04\/shorts\/","title":{"rendered":"Shorts"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mama can’t wait for the summer to come.. so whenever the weather gets a little better, she makes me wear the shorts around home.\u00a0 My babysitter is sick again, so she didn’t come yesterday nor today but that’s alright – mama and I had fun.. playing dress up.\u00a0 I got into my green shorts.. and i love it. but not at first though.\u00a0 I can’t wait to wear shorts everyday.. during the summer.\u00a0 This summer we are going on vacation .. woohoo..!! and we are gonna stay in a hotel .. woohoo..!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mama can’t wait for the summer to come.. so whenever the weather gets a little better, she makes me wear the shorts around home.\u00a0 My babysitter is sick again, so she didn’t come yesterday nor today but that’s alright – mama and I had fun.. playing dress up.\u00a0 I got into my green shorts.. and … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,17,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1337","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-funny","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}