{"id":1339,"date":"2009-06-05T17:19:45","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T17:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2009-06-05T17:19:45","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T17:19:45","slug":"daddy-painting-my-nails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/05\/daddy-painting-my-nails\/","title":{"rendered":"Daddy Painting My Nails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1340\" title=\"paintednails\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/paintednails.jpg?resize=600%2C475\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"475\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mama doesn&#8217;t like painting my nails, she thinks it is not good for a kid.\u00a0 But she also realizes that things are different .. from the time.. when she was a kid.\u00a0 So when mama make excuses.. and try not to paint my nails.. i fussed up.. and make papa paint my nails for me&#8230; and then i will keep quieet.. since i&#8217;m happy.\u00a0 Mama said .. there is a nail polish that is non toxic .. and she is looking out for it for me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama doesn&#8217;t like painting my nails, she thinks it is not good for a kid.\u00a0 But she also realizes that things are different .. from the time.. when she was a kid.\u00a0 So when mama make excuses.. and try not to paint my nails.. i fussed up.. and make papa paint my nails for me&#8230; &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/06\/05\/daddy-painting-my-nails\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,24,28,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1339","format-standard","category-beauty-the-beast","category-brat-stuff","category-keeganbabysitter","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}