{"id":1623,"date":"2009-09-24T22:19:48","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T22:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1623"},"modified":"2009-09-24T22:19:48","modified_gmt":"2009-09-24T22:19:48","slug":"fairy-godmother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/09\/24\/fairy-godmother\/","title":{"rendered":"Fairy Godmother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1624\" title=\"fairygodmother\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/fairygodmother.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m a fairy Godmother.. like my Auntie Kai Mah.. and I can grant you wishes .. like my Auntie Kai Mah.\u00a0 What do you wish for..??\u00a0\u00a0 Yes.. i can be very funny.. and i got dressed up one day after school.. and played fairy Godmother.. because I wanna be like my Auntie Kai Mah.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1625\" title=\"fairygodmother1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/fairygodmother1.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No one helped me to dress up.. i just did it on my own.\u00a0 Daddy ran after me.. and took my picture.. because he said.. it was a kodak moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a fairy Godmother.. like my Auntie Kai Mah.. and I can grant you wishes .. like my Auntie Kai Mah.\u00a0 What do you wish for..??\u00a0\u00a0 Yes.. i can be very funny.. and i got dressed up one day after school.. and played fairy Godmother.. because I wanna be like my Auntie Kai Mah. No &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/09\/24\/fairy-godmother\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,17,28,29,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1623","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-funny","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy","category-my-kai-mah"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}