{"id":1642,"date":"2009-10-01T00:11:07","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T00:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1642"},"modified":"2009-10-01T00:11:07","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T00:11:07","slug":"mama-is-so-proud-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/01\/mama-is-so-proud-of-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama Is So Proud Of Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1643\" title=\"bananakid\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/bananakid.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Why..?? because while my friends are having chips and chocolates and even gummies for a snack.. i chose to have a banana for a snack. While other kids have\u00a0  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buy.com\/cat\/lcd-hdtv-panel-flat-screen-hdmi\/18955.html\">LCD TV<\/a> in their bedroom, I have books for entertainment in my bedroom.\u00a0 While other kids jumped up and down in grocery stores, I helped pushed the shopping cart with great care. .and never bang into another cart.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1644\" title=\"bananakid1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/bananakid1.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">While other kids drink pop .. i drink only water.. and never drink from the water cooler at school because my mama said not too.. since everyone was having a cold in school.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1645\" title=\"bananakid2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/bananakid2.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">While other kids in my class gets timed out .. for being bad, I never had any.\u00a0 My card in school is never yellow but always green &#8211; and green means good girl according to my teachers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why..?? because while my friends are having chips and chocolates and even gummies for a snack.. i chose to have a banana for a snack. While other kids have\u00a0 LCD TV in their bedroom, I have books for entertainment in my bedroom.\u00a0 While other kids jumped up and down in grocery stores, I helped pushed &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/01\/mama-is-so-proud-of-me\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,8,15,28,38,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1642","format-standard","category-a-lesson-a-day","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-food","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-school","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}