{"id":166,"date":"2008-04-30T18:37:52","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T18:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/2008\/04\/im-such-a-sook\/"},"modified":"2008-04-30T18:37:52","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T18:37:52","slug":"im-such-a-sook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/04\/30\/im-such-a-sook\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Such A Sook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/sook.JPG?w=700\" alt=\"sook.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">I am such a sook.. my crazy chinese mummy said.  I can turn on my tears in seconds.. and i always make my daddy give me towel for my tears.. and refuses to wipe them with my hands.. and wants to be carried afterwards&#8230; before i would stop crying.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/sook1.JPG?w=700\" alt=\"sook1.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">But as fast as i sook.. i&#8217;m easily pleased too. See I&#8217;m smiling already.. coz&#8217; Papa said something really funny to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I am such a sook.. my crazy chinese mummy said. I can turn on my tears in seconds.. and i always make my daddy give me towel for my tears.. and refuses to wipe them with my hands.. and wants to be carried afterwards&#8230; before i would stop crying. But as fast as i &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/04\/30\/im-such-a-sook\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-166","format-standard","category-brat-stuff"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}