{"id":1660,"date":"2009-10-05T02:55:53","date_gmt":"2009-10-05T02:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2009-10-05T02:55:53","modified_gmt":"2009-10-05T02:55:53","slug":"chloes-pumpkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/05\/chloes-pumpkin\/","title":{"rendered":"Chloe&#8217;s Pumpkin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1661\" title=\"pumpkin\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/pumpkin.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My mama said.. that my Grampie have green thumbs.. and he can grow just about anything.\u00a0 Just the other day.. i called grampie.. and asked him how to grow blueberries.. because i was eating them in my yogurt.\u00a0 Anyhow, every year, Grampie would grow me a Chloe&#8217;s pumpkin.\u00a0 And I just brought it home yesterday.\u00a0 Isn&#8217;t my Grampie awesome..??\u00a0\u00a0 Yes..!! my grampie even donated $10 for my school fund raiser.. and so did my Uncle Richard.\u00a0 Mama said..\u00a0 she gotta buy lottery .. since Uncle Richard donated&#8230; muahahha!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mama said.. that my Grampie have green thumbs.. and he can grow just about anything.\u00a0 Just the other day.. i called grampie.. and asked him how to grow blueberries.. because i was eating them in my yogurt.\u00a0 Anyhow, every year, Grampie would grow me a Chloe&#8217;s pumpkin.\u00a0 And I just brought it home yesterday.\u00a0 &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/05\/chloes-pumpkin\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-1660","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-grampie-grammie"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}