{"id":177,"date":"2008-05-05T01:38:19","date_gmt":"2008-05-05T01:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/2008\/05\/i-need-to-pee\/"},"modified":"2008-05-05T01:38:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-05T01:38:19","slug":"i-need-to-pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/05\/05\/i-need-to-pee\/","title":{"rendered":"I Need To Pee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">My mama is very worried.. because i pee alot lately.  But when i get distracted, like when i am playing outside. .or playing with keegan.. i don&#8217;t have to pee.  But everytime I eat or drink water. .or watch a movie.. i tell my mama, I need to pee.  Sometimes my stomach hurts. .and sometimes.. i feel like throwing up but not alot.  I have been pooping alot too. .because i want to get out of the toilet quickly&#8230; that&#8217;s what Papa had been telling me.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I&#8217;m seeing the doctor tomorrow .. and maybe he will be able to help me.  My mama is worried .. i would not cooperate with the doctor.  As of now.. i&#8217;m still ok with the idea&#8230; of seeing the doctor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mama is very worried.. because i pee alot lately. But when i get distracted, like when i am playing outside. .or playing with keegan.. i don&#8217;t have to pee. But everytime I eat or drink water. .or watch a movie.. i tell my mama, I need to pee. Sometimes my stomach hurts. .and sometimes.. &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/05\/05\/i-need-to-pee\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-177","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}