{"id":189,"date":"2008-05-10T16:02:13","date_gmt":"2008-05-10T16:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/2008\/05\/i-wet-myself\/"},"modified":"2008-05-10T16:02:13","modified_gmt":"2008-05-10T16:02:13","slug":"i-wet-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/05\/10\/i-wet-myself\/","title":{"rendered":"I Wet Myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">I wet myself and the whole bed last nite because my mama forgot that I didn&#8217;t have diapers on.\u00a0 We went to get groceries.. after Papa came home.. because I was fussing and wanted to go out for a ride.\u00a0 When we came home, I was very tired .. so my mama forgot about the diapers.\u00a0 at 4.50am.. she checked on me.. and found that i was all wet.\u00a0 So they got me up.. clean me.. and put on diapers for me.\u00a0 I got a little milky.. and went to bed shortly after.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wet myself and the whole bed last nite because my mama forgot that I didn&#8217;t have diapers on.\u00a0 We went to get groceries.. after Papa came home.. because I was fussing and wanted to go out for a ride.\u00a0 When we came home, I was very tired .. so my mama forgot about the &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/05\/10\/i-wet-myself\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-189","format-standard","category-brat-stuff"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}