{"id":204,"date":"2008-05-14T03:14:47","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T03:14:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/2008\/05\/keegan-is-fat\/"},"modified":"2008-05-14T03:14:47","modified_gmt":"2008-05-14T03:14:47","slug":"keegan-is-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/05\/14\/keegan-is-fat\/","title":{"rendered":"Keegan Is Fat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">Keegan said to my grammie today.. that all the chips she is eating is making her fat and my grammie said..  &#8220;ya .. right..!! yer so fat..!&#8221;  and then they laughed.  I guessed it is because Keegan isn&#8217;t really fat .. and far from it.  But if she is, she can take some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.consumerpricewatch.net\/\">diet pill<\/a> and she will be all set.  Silly Keegan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keegan said to my grammie today.. that all the chips she is eating is making her fat and my grammie said.. &#8220;ya .. right..!! yer so fat..!&#8221; and then they laughed. I guessed it is because Keegan isn&#8217;t really fat .. and far from it. But if she is, she can take some diet pill &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/05\/14\/keegan-is-fat\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-204","format-standard","category-health","category-keeganbabysitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}