{"id":2179,"date":"2010-02-05T19:08:38","date_gmt":"2010-02-05T19:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=2179"},"modified":"2010-02-05T19:08:38","modified_gmt":"2010-02-05T19:08:38","slug":"half-day-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/02\/05\/half-day-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Half Day @ School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2196\" title=\"teddy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/teddy.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I didn&#8217;t go into school early in the morning because i feared that I was going to have diarrhea again &#8211; so mama kept me at home for a few hours and sent me to school before going to work for a few hours.\u00a0 Mama told my teacher to please send home my school work so that she can work with me during the weekend &#8211; that way the teachers don&#8217;t have to rush me through them.\u00a0 But daddy forgot to put teddy in my school bag &#8211; and i was quite sad &#8211; and became dazed for a bit.\u00a0 But the rest of the school day was alright and i had loads of work that came home with me.\u00a0 But mama said i was a good kid because i worked on it immediately after i came home &#8211; mama didn&#8217;t even have to ask me to.\u00a0 Am I not a good kid .. Kai Mah..??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t go into school early in the morning because i feared that I was going to have diarrhea again &#8211; so mama kept me at home for a few hours and sent me to school before going to work for a few hours.\u00a0 Mama told my teacher to please send home my school work &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/02\/05\/half-day-school\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-2179","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-school"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}