{"id":2328,"date":"2010-03-29T17:05:16","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T17:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=2328"},"modified":"2010-03-29T17:05:16","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T17:05:16","slug":"happy-birthday-kyle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/29\/happy-birthday-kyle\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Kyle"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Kyle is my neighbour and he turned 4 today and yesterday i was invited to his birthday party at the bowling alley.\u00a0 I love bowling as much as playing on the playstation 3<\/a> , so when i had to wait for my turn – i didn’t like it.\u00a0 I was whining so much that mama had to ask Mr B to open another lane fo me to play.\u00a0 Mama said i was being very rude – after the party and explained to me why i cannot do that else i won’t have any friends.\u00a0 I still don’t know how to share and I like everything to be done my way – and i can cry easy – like turning on the tap.\u00a0 Mama said she is writing this down – so that when I grow up – i will know what a naughty lil’ girl i was.\u00a0\u00a0 Daddy wasn’t too happy – he said luckily we know Mr B – else – no one was gonna give us special treatment.\u00a0 Mama said she hopes Kyle’s mama wasn’t upset with me – for being so rude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kyle is my neighbour and he turned 4 today and yesterday i was invited to his birthday party at the bowling alley.\u00a0 I love bowling as much as playing on the playstation 3 , so when i had to wait for my turn – i didn’t like it.\u00a0 I was whining so much that mama … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8,28,29,36,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-2328","format-standard","category-birthday","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy","category-roll-eye-events","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}