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Yes, Kai Mah – i bumped my head again – while trying to drag my story books from under the computer table instead of waiting for mama to help me. \u00a0Mama said – luckily it wasn’t a electric grill<\/a> that i was trying to haul out – else i would be in bad shape. \u00a0You see, Kai Mah – i wasn’t being bad – i wanted to make my own story book, so i had to get the ones with the princess to draw out the story to make one – but mama was so engrossed in helping someone on the internet because they couldn’t get into mama’s blogs – so i went ahead and tried to get my own books.<\/p>\n I had a little scratch on my forehead and there was a little blood – and Kai Mah you should know how i am with blood – so i freaked right out. \u00a0Mama stopped and was really sad – because she said she wasn’t a good mom and took care of her internet stuff first before me. \u00a0I told mama – it’s alright – i didn’t hurt so much anymore after using Aunty Macy’s cold pack that she sent last year.<\/p>\n That night mama didn’t work on the internet and promised that no one was more important than I. \u00a0So Kai Mah you don’t have to worry no more and can you please tell all the aunties and uncles on mama’s blog not to panic when they can’t get onto mama’s blog. \u00a0Mama got me to look after – and to cook for and feed – I’m quite a handful kid sometimes – mostly i’m good – but i have no patience -so if i don’t get the attention – i just might hurt myself. \u00a0Thank you Kai Mah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Yes, Kai Mah – i bumped my head again – while trying to drag my story books from under the computer table instead of waiting for mama to help me. \u00a0Mama said – luckily it wasn’t a electric grill that i was trying to haul out – else i would be in bad shape. \u00a0You … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,37,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-2363","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-roll-eyes-event","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}