{"id":2458,"date":"2010-05-19T17:53:14","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T17:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=2458"},"modified":"2010-05-19T17:53:14","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T17:53:14","slug":"new-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/05\/19\/new-bike\/","title":{"rendered":"New Bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2459\" title=\"newbicke\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/newbicke.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So daddy and mama bought me a new bike a few weeks ago &#8211; i figured it has gotta be because mama keep saying i need a new bike &#8211; because my old Dora bike is very small for me now.\u00a0 But i never complained because i still ride on my Dora bike fine.\u00a0 But mama said i was getting taller and makes it hard for me to right fast and peddle properly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2460\" title=\"newbicke1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/newbicke1.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So finally daddy and mama found a bike at Walmart but they insisted on putting them together before selling it to us but they didn&#8217;t put it together well, because the training wheels were a lot lower than the wheels so it was peddling on a stationary bike instead of a bike &#8211;\u00a0 bike &#8211; if you know what i mean.\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t too impressed with Walmart &#8211; i tell you that &#8211; neither was my daddy &#8211; because he ended up fixing it himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So daddy and mama bought me a new bike a few weeks ago &#8211; i figured it has gotta be because mama keep saying i need a new bike &#8211; because my old Dora bike is very small for me now.\u00a0 But i never complained because i still ride on my Dora bike fine.\u00a0 But &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/05\/19\/new-bike\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,28,29,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-2458","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy","category-outdoors"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}