{"id":2471,"date":"2010-05-27T00:23:16","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T00:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=2471"},"modified":"2010-05-27T00:23:16","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T00:23:16","slug":"staying-healthy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/05\/27\/staying-healthy\/","title":{"rendered":"Staying Healthy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So I puked and puked and puked for like 6 days now &#8211; and today is the only day that I stopped puking.\u00a0 I hope I am on my road to recovery, so that mama doesn&#8217;t need <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prototype37c.net\/\">prototype 37c<\/a> for her wrinkles &#8211; she ain&#8217;t no spring chicken anymore &#8211; like my grammie used to say.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So I&#8217;m taking everything in small doses &#8211; and only eating waffle for lunch and crackers for supper &#8211; i drank water and i get to eat freezies.\u00a0 Mama got mad with me today because I didn&#8217;t want to take my medication &#8211; she said she is monster mom 101 here today.\u00a0\u00a0 Hopefully, tomorrow will be a better day for all of us &#8211; but I am still not well enough for school &#8211; so i have to stay home for another day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I puked and puked and puked for like 6 days now &#8211; and today is the only day that I stopped puking.\u00a0 I hope I am on my road to recovery, so that mama doesn&#8217;t need prototype 37c for her wrinkles &#8211; she ain&#8217;t no spring chicken anymore &#8211; like my grammie used to &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/05\/27\/staying-healthy\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,28,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-2471","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}