{"id":2510,"date":"2010-06-11T18:25:58","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T18:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=2510"},"modified":"2010-06-11T18:25:58","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T18:25:58","slug":"i-am-turban-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/06\/11\/i-am-turban-head\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Turban Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2511\" title=\"turbanhead\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/turbanhead.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don&#8217;t like washing my hair and i try to get outta it every chance i can &#8211; mama would give in and give me a quick bubble bath &#8211; after I&#8217;ve fussed for like half an hour if i had to wash my hair. \u00a0But at times &#8211; when mama cannot put off washing my hair anymore &#8211; she would try to do things i want her to do.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2512\" title=\"turbanhead1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/turbanhead1.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So tonite &#8211; i agreed to wash my hair if mama would roll up my hair like a turban head &#8211; just like when Kate my ex-babysitter used to do for me. \u00a0I told mama about it several times already &#8211; finally she said ok &#8211; she will do it for me tonite if i washed my hair. \u00a0See my turban head ? \u00a0you like it? \u00a0i liked it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like washing my hair and i try to get outta it every chance i can &#8211; mama would give in and give me a quick bubble bath &#8211; after I&#8217;ve fussed for like half an hour if i had to wash my hair. \u00a0But at times &#8211; when mama cannot put off washing &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/06\/11\/i-am-turban-head\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-2510","format-standard","category-a-lesson-a-day","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}