{"id":256,"date":"2008-07-05T19:07:14","date_gmt":"2008-07-05T19:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=256"},"modified":"2008-07-05T19:07:14","modified_gmt":"2008-07-05T19:07:14","slug":"scary-lights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/05\/scary-lights\/","title":{"rendered":"Scary Lights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to have a Dora lamp in my bedroom, but I found it was too scary because of the way the whole thing lights up.  I made my mommy &amp; daddy look for new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lightoutlet.com\/\">lighting<\/a> for me and they ended up getting me a smaller Dora night light.  It&#8217;s so much better, not creepy at all.  Next I made them buy a similar one for the computer room, but that one has a princess on it.  I like princesses!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to have a Dora lamp in my bedroom, but I found it was too scary because of the way the whole thing lights up. I made my mommy &amp; daddy look for new lighting for me and they ended up getting me a smaller Dora night light. It&#8217;s so much better, not creepy &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/05\/scary-lights\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-256","format-standard","category-brat-stuff"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}