{"id":268,"date":"2008-07-11T02:30:54","date_gmt":"2008-07-11T02:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=268"},"modified":"2008-07-11T02:30:54","modified_gmt":"2008-07-11T02:30:54","slug":"corn-monster-princess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/11\/corn-monster-princess\/","title":{"rendered":"Corn Monster Princess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-267\" title=\"mecorn\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/mecorn.jpg?resize=450%2C337\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">See .. i love my corn.. but this ones ain&#8217;t as good as my Grampie&#8217;s.\u00a0 I told papa he cannot call me monster or PITA no more.. but must call me Princess..\u00a0 because everyone at the store.. calls me Princess. I asked Grampie to grow more corns for me this year.\u00a0 Yummy..!! i can&#8217;t wait for Grampie&#8217;s sweet, sweet corn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See .. i love my corn.. but this ones ain&#8217;t as good as my Grampie&#8217;s.\u00a0 I told papa he cannot call me monster or PITA no more.. but must call me Princess..\u00a0 because everyone at the store.. calls me Princess. I asked Grampie to grow more corns for me this year.\u00a0 Yummy..!! i can&#8217;t wait &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/11\/corn-monster-princess\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,15,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-268","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-food","category-grampie-grammie"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}