{"id":2801,"date":"2010-09-06T20:03:07","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T20:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=2801"},"modified":"2010-09-06T20:03:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T20:03:07","slug":"getting-ready-for-grade-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/06\/getting-ready-for-grade-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting Ready For Grade 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2802\" title=\"school\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/school.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tomorrow I am going back to school &#8211; daddy and I got ready to write my names on all my school boxes and stationary before I went to bed.\u00a0 This year &#8211; we had to go buy our own stationary and exercise books &#8211; from Walmart\u00a0 unlike last year &#8211; where we only needed to give our teacher the money.\u00a0 We had bought everything at the end of August because my mama didn&#8217;t want to do last minute shopping &#8211; but today we found out that everything was on sale &#8211; so next year &#8211; mama said we will wait for things to go on sale before buying.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2804\" title=\"school1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/school11.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I helped by unpacking my bag &#8211; and cleaning it out while daddy write the names on the folders and shoes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2805\" title=\"school2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/school2.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I told mama not to buy me a new bag &#8211; because my bag is still good &#8211; i don&#8217;t need a new bag.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2806\" title=\"school3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/school3.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See my daddy writing my names earnestly on everything even the glue sticks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2807\" title=\"school4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/school4.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama said I&#8217;m a very lucky gal &#8211; because her daddy didn&#8217;t do that for her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow I am going back to school &#8211; 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