{"id":281,"date":"2008-07-24T01:36:23","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T01:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=281"},"modified":"2008-07-24T01:36:23","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T01:36:23","slug":"my-first-pet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/24\/my-first-pet\/","title":{"rendered":"My First Pet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-280\" title=\"pet\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/pet.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mama allowed me to have a fishy for a pet.\u00a0 Keegan took me to the fishy store.. but they didn&#8217;t have any yet.. and i insisted on getting one that day.\u00a0 So poor Keegan had to bring me to Walmart..and we got this fish .. and i named her Madeline Dory.\u00a0 I feed my fishy once a day.. and when i am at the store.. mama looks after my fishy for me.\u00a0 But Keegan will help me clean up the fishy.. when it is dirty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama allowed me to have a fishy for a pet.\u00a0 Keegan took me to the fishy store.. but they didn&#8217;t have any yet.. and i insisted on getting one that day.\u00a0 So poor Keegan had to bring me to Walmart..and we got this fish .. and i named her Madeline Dory.\u00a0 I feed my fishy &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/24\/my-first-pet\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,28,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-281","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-pets"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}