{"id":284,"date":"2008-07-27T05:07:12","date_gmt":"2008-07-27T05:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=284"},"modified":"2008-07-27T05:07:12","modified_gmt":"2008-07-27T05:07:12","slug":"mama-loves-to-be-clean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/27\/mama-loves-to-be-clean\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama Loves To Be Clean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My mama is a wee bit paranoid about cleanliness.. especially with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.faucet.com\/decor\/search.pl?N=103+214+3000729\">toilets<\/a>.\u00a0 When i was younger &#8230; and still a baby.. she makes sure. .that everything were wiped down.. before she would change my poopie.\u00a0 And since i liked to poop so much, you can imagine.. how much wipes we used when i go poopie.\u00a0 Therefore, mama buy those organic wipes and biodegradable ones only.\u00a0 She said we have to save the environment.\u00a0 Is your mama like that..??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mama is a wee bit paranoid about cleanliness.. especially with toilets.\u00a0 When i was younger &#8230; and still a baby.. she makes sure. .that everything were wiped down.. before she would change my poopie.\u00a0 And since i liked to poop so much, you can imagine.. how much wipes we used when i go poopie.\u00a0 &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/27\/mama-loves-to-be-clean\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,22,39,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-284","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-shopping","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}