{"id":2845,"date":"2010-09-17T15:29:54","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T15:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=2845"},"modified":"2010-09-17T15:29:54","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T15:29:54","slug":"did-you-wash-lambchop-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/17\/did-you-wash-lambchop-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"Did You Wash LambChop Dad?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2846\" title=\"lambchop\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/lambchop.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mama found it very funny when I asked daddy if he washed my lambchop yet?\u00a0 You see daddy was supposed to wash lambchop so that i can hug lambchop again.\u00a0 Lambchop had been sitting in the store for a long time now and I can&#8217;t hug it because it&#8217;s all dusty.\u00a0\u00a0 And that is my horsey over there &#8211; from Sarah &#8211; one Christmas &#8211; i still play with it every now and then.\u00a0 I also had my hair cut at Corrie Bain &#8211; just before school started &#8211; do you like my hair cut?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama found it very funny when I asked daddy if he washed my lambchop yet?\u00a0 You see daddy was supposed to wash lambchop so that i can hug lambchop again.\u00a0 Lambchop had been sitting in the store for a long time now and I can&#8217;t hug it because it&#8217;s all dusty.\u00a0\u00a0 And that is my &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/17\/did-you-wash-lambchop-dad\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,28,29,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-2845","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy","category-summer"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2845\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}