{"id":2857,"date":"2010-09-19T23:49:28","date_gmt":"2010-09-19T23:49:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=2857"},"modified":"2010-09-19T23:49:28","modified_gmt":"2010-09-19T23:49:28","slug":"playing-with-mamas-wrinkle-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/19\/playing-with-mamas-wrinkle-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"Playing With Mama&#8217;s Wrinkle Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I see my mama put on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wrinklecreamguide.net\/\">wrinkle cream<\/a> everyday &#8211; in the morning before she sends me to school and in the evenings before she goes to bed.\u00a0\u00a0 So I asked mama what does wrinkle cream do for her &#8211; she replied that they make her beautiful.\u00a0 So last night while mama was taking a shower &#8211; I took her wrinkle cream and put them on my face too &#8211; because i want to be beautiful too.\u00a0 When mama came out from her shower &#8211; she was shocked &#8211; and told me wrinkle creams are for older people like mama and not for children.\u00a0 Children do not need wrinkle cream!\u00a0 So mama clean me up and I promised mama never to play with her wrinkle cream anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I see my mama put on wrinkle cream everyday &#8211; in the morning before she sends me to school and in the evenings before she goes to bed.\u00a0\u00a0 So I asked mama what does wrinkle cream do for her &#8211; she replied that they make her beautiful.\u00a0 So last night while mama was taking a &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/19\/playing-with-mamas-wrinkle-cream\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6,8,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-2857","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-beauty-the-beast","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}