{"id":295,"date":"2008-08-28T04:40:24","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T04:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=295"},"modified":"2008-08-28T04:40:24","modified_gmt":"2008-08-28T04:40:24","slug":"keegan-cooking-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/28\/keegan-cooking-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Keegan Cooking For Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-294\" title=\"keegancooking\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/keegancooking.jpg?resize=450%2C337\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This is Keegan .. cooking for me.  She is cooking my favorite chinese noodles and she is the only one who knows how to do it right for me&#8230; with luncheon meat too.  I took Keegan&#8217;s picture by surprised here.  Keegan plays with me alot.. and let me do anything i want&#8230; except being bad.  Keegan is the only one that gives me time out.. when i am bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Keegan .. cooking for me. She is cooking my favorite chinese noodles and she is the only one who knows how to do it right for me&#8230; with luncheon meat too. I took Keegan&#8217;s picture by surprised here. Keegan plays with me alot.. and let me do anything i want&#8230; except being bad. &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/28\/keegan-cooking-for-me\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,15,17,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-295","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-food","category-funny","category-keeganbabysitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}