{"id":3010,"date":"2010-10-20T18:26:47","date_gmt":"2010-10-20T18:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3010"},"modified":"2010-10-20T18:26:47","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T18:26:47","slug":"two-bite-brownies-my-mama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/10\/20\/two-bite-brownies-my-mama\/","title":{"rendered":"Two-Bite Brownies & My Mama"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We bought some two bite brownies a few days ago – and mama who normally don’t like desserts is crazy about these brownies – so she is cheating on her diet and eating them – one at a time – and every time she finishes eating them – she would say – ohhhh!!\u00a0 i need some fat burner<\/a> now!\u00a0 hahaha!!\u00a0 she is too funny!\u00a0 but you see mama puts on weight easy – and she is diabetic – so she is extra guilty eating them.\u00a0\u00a0 So Papa said – he would get her some fat burner – if she finishes the whole box by herself – else she shouldn’t feel so guilty – but mama said – she really does need some.\u00a0 And daddy said – if it makes her happy – he would go get some for her tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We bought some two bite brownies a few days ago – and mama who normally don’t like desserts is crazy about these brownies – so she is cheating on her diet and eating them – one at a time – and every time she finishes eating them – she would say – ohhhh!!\u00a0 i need … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,22,28,29,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3010","format-standard","category-beauty-the-beast","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}