{"id":3110,"date":"2010-11-18T19:36:54","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T19:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3110"},"modified":"2010-11-18T19:36:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T19:36:54","slug":"oops-i-have-horns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/18\/oops-i-have-horns\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops! I Have Horns!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yes! for those who are not aware of this – daddy said – he knew that I had horns somewhere behind my ears for a long time now.\u00a0 It’s just that you don’t really get to see it – unless you know me very well – but there- I’ve proven daddy right – my horns are out.\u00a0 Sometimes – I can get so naughty – daddy had to raise his voice at me.\u00a0 Maybe, I’m too tired? or just want to eat junk – or I don’t have someone to play with – but whatever it is – I know I’m not supposed to show my horns too many times a day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes! for those who are not aware of this – daddy said – he knew that I had horns somewhere behind my ears for a long time now.\u00a0 It’s just that you don’t really get to see it – unless you know me very well – but there- I’ve proven daddy right – my horns … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3110","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}