{"id":3231,"date":"2011-01-02T03:14:57","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T03:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3231"},"modified":"2011-01-02T03:14:57","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T03:14:57","slug":"present-for-uncle-richard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/01\/02\/present-for-uncle-richard\/","title":{"rendered":"Present For Uncle Richard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3232\" title=\"ketchup\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/ketchup.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You all must be wondering what i got my Uncle Richard for Christmas right?\u00a0 No ! I didn&#8217;t get him any cigars like I got for Grampie &#8211; the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.famous-smoke.com\/brand\/swisher+sweets+cigars\">Swisher Sweets<\/a> but I got him something that he can use and will appreciate and doesn&#8217;t cost me a lot.\u00a0\u00a0 In fact, we have been collecting his Christmas gift for an entire year now.\u00a0 Can you guess what we gave him as Christmas present?\u00a0 Well, this one was one of them &#8211; a box full of ketchup collected from various fast food store throughout the year &#8211; muahahha!! we even got plum sauce as well as BBQ sauce in a school box.\u00a0 I told Uncle Richard that I was very poor and cannot afford to get him cigars &#8211; and this was what we could afford &#8211; hahhaa!! everyone had a good laugh seeing a boxful of packet ketchup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You all must be wondering what i got my Uncle Richard for Christmas right?\u00a0 No ! I didn&#8217;t get him any cigars like I got for Grampie &#8211; the Swisher Sweets but I got him something that he can use and will appreciate and doesn&#8217;t cost me a lot.\u00a0\u00a0 In fact, we have been collecting &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/01\/02\/present-for-uncle-richard\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,14,23,39,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3231","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-extended-family","category-holi-holiday","category-shopping","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}