{"id":326,"date":"2008-08-24T14:14:11","date_gmt":"2008-08-24T14:14:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=326"},"modified":"2008-08-24T14:14:11","modified_gmt":"2008-08-24T14:14:11","slug":"ciaras-mummy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/24\/ciaras-mummy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ciara&#8217;s Mummy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yesterday.. Ciara and her mummy and grampie and grammie came to visit us at the store.\u00a0 Mama teased Ciara&#8217;s mummy about her jiggly tummy .. and that she needed some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weightlosspills.net\/\">weight loss pills<\/a> because she wasn&#8217;t moving outta the couch. Ciara&#8217;s mummy is only 18 yrs old.. and she is already bigger than my mama.\u00a0 Mama always said.. it&#8217;s not healthy to be so big.. so she doesn&#8217;t like me eating junk food.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday.. Ciara and her mummy and grampie and grammie came to visit us at the store.\u00a0 Mama teased Ciara&#8217;s mummy about her jiggly tummy .. and that she needed some weight loss pills because she wasn&#8217;t moving outta the couch. Ciara&#8217;s mummy is only 18 yrs old.. and she is already bigger than my mama.\u00a0 &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/24\/ciaras-mummy\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,15,22,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-326","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-food","category-health","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}