{"id":335,"date":"2008-08-28T05:59:33","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T05:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=335"},"modified":"2008-08-28T05:59:33","modified_gmt":"2008-08-28T05:59:33","slug":"french-fries-silly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/28\/french-fries-silly\/","title":{"rendered":"French Fries Silly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-334\" title=\"frenchfries\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/frenchfries.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When i see french fries.. i can go very silly.. and i can do all sorts of silly stuff.\u00a0 Today .. Keegan bought french fries from Diary Queen.. and i refused to eat my rice anymore, i wanted Keegan&#8217;s french fries.\u00a0 Mama was upset with me.. but she let me eat the french fries in the end.. if i finished the chicken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When i see french fries.. i can go very silly.. and i can do all sorts of silly stuff.\u00a0 Today .. Keegan bought french fries from Diary Queen.. and i refused to eat my rice anymore, i wanted Keegan&#8217;s french fries.\u00a0 Mama was upset with me.. but she let me eat the french fries in &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/28\/french-fries-silly\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,15,24,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-335","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-food","category-keeganbabysitter","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}