{"id":3351,"date":"2011-02-09T17:48:25","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T17:48:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3351"},"modified":"2011-02-09T17:48:25","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T17:48:25","slug":"my-mamas-ex-bosses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/09\/my-mamas-ex-bosses\/","title":{"rendered":"My Mama&#8217;s Ex Bosses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mummy keeps in touch with all her ex-bosses &#8211; Mr Tsingos, Mr Palomo, Mr Yerou and Mr Hernandez &#8211; not forgetting Mr Helfer from the Starwood hotels &#8211; she is good at stuff like that &#8211; and even though she is no longer working for them, she still knows what is going on with them.\u00a0 One of them is retiring soon &#8211; and the rest will follow &#8211; because mama said they are almost the same age, so now mama is looking for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redenvelope.com\/retirement-gifts-rrtre\">retirement gifts for boss<\/a> online and offline &#8211; whenever she is shopping.\u00a0\u00a0 You see she doesn&#8217;t want to buy just any ordinary gifts &#8211; she wants something that they will find useful and remember her by &#8211; for these bosses treated mama really well when she used to work for them a long time ago.\u00a0\u00a0 So if you know of anything you bought for your boss for retirement &#8211; you should tell mama about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mummy keeps in touch with all her ex-bosses &#8211; Mr Tsingos, Mr Palomo, Mr Yerou and Mr Hernandez &#8211; not forgetting Mr Helfer from the Starwood hotels &#8211; she is good at stuff like that &#8211; and even though she is no longer working for them, she still knows what is going on with them.\u00a0 &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/09\/my-mamas-ex-bosses\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9,16,39,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3351","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-business","category-friends","category-shopping","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}