{"id":336,"date":"2008-08-27T05:03:12","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T05:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=336"},"modified":"2008-08-27T05:03:12","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T05:03:12","slug":"i-got-mamas-elephant-legs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/27\/i-got-mamas-elephant-legs\/","title":{"rendered":"I Got Mama&#8217;s Elephant Legs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love junk food. .and mama teased me all the time.. that if i keep eating my junk food.. i&#8217;m gonna have elephant legs like hers.\u00a0 In which i replied.. that it&#8217;s alright.. because i can take those <a href=\"http:\/\/store.femnutrition.com\/eglabs-buy-eca-stack-ephedra-diet-pills.html\">eca stack<\/a> that our friend&#8217;s mummy takes all the time. .and she is nice and slim&#8230; and no elephant legs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love junk food. .and mama teased me all the time.. that if i keep eating my junk food.. i&#8217;m gonna have elephant legs like hers.\u00a0 In which i replied.. that it&#8217;s alright.. because i can take those eca stack that our friend&#8217;s mummy takes all the time. .and she is nice and slim&#8230; and &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/08\/27\/i-got-mamas-elephant-legs\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,17,22,28,39,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-336","format-standard","category-beauty-the-beast","category-brat-stuff","category-funny","category-health","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-shopping","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}