{"id":3388,"date":"2011-02-23T00:29:54","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T00:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3388"},"modified":"2011-02-23T00:29:54","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T00:29:54","slug":"mama-missed-her-appointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/23\/mama-missed-her-appointment\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama Missed Her Appointment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mama missed her appointment today at the spa for her\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cellulitetreatmentcream.org\/\">cellulite treatment<\/a> because she was helping Mr Zhu from the Chinese restaurant to write a invitation letter for immigration for his brother.\u00a0 She was so engrossed with getting the letter right &#8211; she only found out she missed her appointment when the spa called to ask if she wanted to change her appointment to another day.\u00a0 Mama was so embarrassed because it wasn&#8217;t nice to make someone wait for her &#8211; plus she needed the cellulite treatment so she will look good for a wedding she is attending later this year.\u00a0 Mama has a special dress made for the wedding &#8211; therefore, she cannot have cellulite she said.\u00a0 Poor mama &#8211; hopefully tomorrow she can make it for her appointment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama missed her appointment today at the spa for her\u00a0 cellulite treatment because she was helping Mr Zhu from the Chinese restaurant to write a invitation letter for immigration for his brother.\u00a0 She was so engrossed with getting the letter right &#8211; she only found out she missed her appointment when the spa called to &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/23\/mama-missed-her-appointment\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,28,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3388","format-standard","category-beauty-the-beast","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}