{"id":3407,"date":"2011-02-25T16:26:59","date_gmt":"2011-02-25T16:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3407"},"modified":"2011-02-25T16:26:59","modified_gmt":"2011-02-25T16:26:59","slug":"im-a-french-fries-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/25\/im-a-french-fries-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m A French Fries Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I love my french fries!\u00a0 give me french fries everyday and I’ll eat all of them – but mama doesn’t like it when i only eat my french fries and not eat my fish.\u00a0 So they make me have the fish first and then i can have my french fries – but french fries when cold is not good – so i take a mouthful of fish and then eat a few french fries.\u00a0 Mama who reads a lot about diet pill reviews<\/a> told me that french fries can make me put on a lot of weight and she doesn’t want me to have to go on a diet later or take diet pills to help me to keep my weight down.\u00a0 So the plan is for me to eat lots of other things like fruits – fruits I like a lot.\u00a0 But I told mama – that she must do the same too – because she reads up on the best diet pills with no side effects – so that she can get the best and help her lose some weight.\u00a0 So mama promised me to eat healthy too – so that we both don’t have to take diet pills – plus mama has diabetes – so she definitely need to keep her weight down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I love my french fries!\u00a0 give me french fries everyday and I’ll eat all of them – but mama doesn’t like it when i only eat my french fries and not eat my fish.\u00a0 So they make me have the fish first and then i can have my french fries – but french fries when … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,22,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3407","format-standard","category-beauty-the-beast","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}