{"id":350,"date":"2008-09-06T15:31:12","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T15:31:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=350"},"modified":"2008-09-06T15:31:12","modified_gmt":"2008-09-06T15:31:12","slug":"pony-tail-for-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/06\/pony-tail-for-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Pony Tail For School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-349\" title=\"pony\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/pony.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I asked my mama to tie me a pony tail on the second day of school.\u00a0 I was pretty good till they told us that we had to line up to go into class on my own.. and then i started crying.\u00a0 I ran out to hug my mama again. .and didn&#8217;t wanna let her go.\u00a0 But i went into class anyways.\u00a0 My teacher told mama that i cried for 20 mins. .and then i calmed down.\u00a0 I do liked my school.. but i missed my mama.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">On the second day of school.. i ate all my lunch.. i played. .and i had fun.\u00a0 I learned words like &#8220;Bonjour&#8221; meaning Hello.\u00a0 My teacher also told mama that we have a Bonjour song. .but i cannot remember the words.. so i can&#8217;t sing to my mama yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked my mama to tie me a pony tail on the second day of school.\u00a0 I was pretty good till they told us that we had to line up to go into class on my own.. and then i started crying.\u00a0 I ran out to hug my mama again. .and didn&#8217;t wanna let her &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/06\/pony-tail-for-school\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-350","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-school"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}