{"id":3538,"date":"2011-03-30T23:13:20","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T23:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3538"},"modified":"2011-03-30T23:13:20","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T23:13:20","slug":"i-puked-8-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/03\/30\/i-puked-8-times\/","title":{"rendered":"I Puked 8 Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I puked 8 times last night &#8211; woke up at 2.30am &#8211; puked in the bathroom &#8211; and then woke mama up.\u00a0 Then I continued puking till 8 am in the morning.\u00a0 Poor me &#8211; and poor mama and papa &#8211; they didn&#8217;t get any sleep at all.\u00a0 In the morning, we all woke up late &#8211; daddy went to the store late &#8211; and I didn&#8217;t go to school today either.\u00a0\u00a0 I spent the day &#8211; lying in the sofa at the store &#8211; but mama wanted me to see a doctor &#8211; and got me an appointment with Dr Leahey &#8211; but because papa didn&#8217;t look too happy &#8211; so mama canceled it.\u00a0\u00a0 Luckily, I felt better and didn&#8217;t need to go to the emergency room &#8211; else mama would be really unhappy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I puked 8 times last night &#8211; woke up at 2.30am &#8211; puked in the bathroom &#8211; and then woke mama up.\u00a0 Then I continued puking till 8 am in the morning.\u00a0 Poor me &#8211; and poor mama and papa &#8211; they didn&#8217;t get any sleep at all.\u00a0 In the morning, we all woke up &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/03\/30\/i-puked-8-times\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,28,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3538","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-my-daddy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}