{"id":3586,"date":"2011-04-15T18:57:36","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T18:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3586"},"modified":"2011-04-15T18:57:36","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T18:57:36","slug":"easter-bunny-with-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/04\/15\/easter-bunny-with-glasses\/","title":{"rendered":"Easter Bunny With Glasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3585\" title=\"bunny\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/bunny.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m beginning to suspect that Easter Bunnies are not real and they do not bring me chocolate.\u00a0 We were at the Farmer&#8217;s market last week and there is this person dressed up as Easter bunny &#8211; but he has glasses on!\u00a0 Easter Bunnies do not have glasses right?\u00a0 So Landon was right?\u00a0 that Easter bunnies are not reallllllllllllllll!!!?????\u00a0 Wawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m beginning to suspect that Easter Bunnies are not real and they do not bring me chocolate.\u00a0 We were at the Farmer&#8217;s market last week and there is this person dressed up as Easter bunny &#8211; but he has glasses on!\u00a0 Easter Bunnies do not have glasses right?\u00a0 So Landon was right?\u00a0 that Easter bunnies &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/04\/15\/easter-bunny-with-glasses\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3586","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-roll-eye-events"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}