{"id":3638,"date":"2011-05-01T18:25:38","date_gmt":"2011-05-01T18:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3638"},"modified":"2011-05-01T18:25:38","modified_gmt":"2011-05-01T18:25:38","slug":"im-a-good-big-sister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/05\/01\/im-a-good-big-sister\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m A Good Big Sister"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3639\" title=\"baby\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/baby.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I saw Jessica&#8217;s grammie carry Jervis like this on her back &#8211; so I asked mama if I can carry my baby on my back like her too &#8211; so we found a carrier which was actually my baby&#8217;s blankie and mama tie baby up behind me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3640\" title=\"baby1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/baby1.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">See I&#8217;m very good at carrying my baby sister &#8211; but I don&#8217;t want a real baby sister for I fear that mama would love my real baby sister more than I &#8211; so a toy baby sister is good enough for me.\u00a0 My baby was a present from Kim &#8211; Jasmine&#8217;s mama when I was 2 years old.\u00a0 Kim had always been good to me &#8211; and always buy presents for me on my birthdays and Christmases.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3642\" title=\"baby2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/baby2.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama said maybe auntie sasha can make me a baby carrier for my baby the next time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw Jessica&#8217;s grammie carry Jervis like this on her back &#8211; so I asked mama if I can carry my baby on my back like her too &#8211; so we found a carrier which was actually my baby&#8217;s blankie and mama tie baby up behind me. See I&#8217;m very good at carrying my baby &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/05\/01\/im-a-good-big-sister\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,13,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3638","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-entertainment","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}