{"id":3694,"date":"2011-05-15T19:41:32","date_gmt":"2011-05-15T19:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3694"},"modified":"2011-05-15T19:41:32","modified_gmt":"2011-05-15T19:41:32","slug":"flossing-is-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/05\/15\/flossing-is-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Flossing Is Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3695\" title=\"flossing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/flossing.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Flossing can be fun &#8211; if you floss like me &#8211; I never like flossing before but now I flossed my teeth every night like a good girl.\u00a0 Mama said it&#8217;s important because then I don&#8217;t have to get rotting teeth and visit the dentist and be put to sleep.\u00a0\u00a0 I used to be afraid of flossing because I was afraid it might hurt &#8211; but truth be told &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t hurt at all.\u00a0 So every night mama and daddy make sure I floss my teeth &#8211; sometimes, I am lazy and I ask mama to floss my teeth for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flossing can be fun &#8211; if you floss like me &#8211; I never like flossing before but now I flossed my teeth every night like a good girl.\u00a0 Mama said it&#8217;s important because then I don&#8217;t have to get rotting teeth and visit the dentist and be put to sleep.\u00a0\u00a0 I used to be afraid &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/05\/15\/flossing-is-fun\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3694","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-health","category-milestone"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}