{"id":3730,"date":"2011-06-10T00:54:55","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T00:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3730"},"modified":"2011-06-10T00:54:55","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T00:54:55","slug":"hat-stolen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/06\/10\/hat-stolen\/","title":{"rendered":"Hat Stolen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3731\" title=\"hat\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/hat.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I lost my hat from Etsy last week in school &#8211; well, technically I didn&#8217;t lose it &#8211; someone stole it from where I place my book bag everyday.\u00a0 I&#8217;m very upset &#8211; not only because it&#8217;s one of a kind &#8211; but because it&#8217;s very expensive and the hat belongs to mama.\u00a0 I was afraid that mama would be mad with me &#8211; but mama wasn&#8217;t &#8211; she said some people can be very dishonest &#8211; so from now on &#8211; i cannot wear anything expensive in school.\u00a0\u00a0 Mama said if she sees the person wearing my hat &#8211; that person would be getting a smack on its head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lost my hat from Etsy last week in school &#8211; well, technically I didn&#8217;t lose it &#8211; someone stole it from where I place my book bag everyday.\u00a0 I&#8217;m very upset &#8211; not only because it&#8217;s one of a kind &#8211; but because it&#8217;s very expensive and the hat belongs to mama.\u00a0 I was &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/06\/10\/hat-stolen\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,28,37,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3730","format-standard","category-brat-stuff","category-my-crazy-chinese-mummy","category-roll-eyes-event","category-shopping"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}