{"id":382,"date":"2008-09-16T22:14:20","date_gmt":"2008-09-16T22:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=382"},"modified":"2008-09-16T22:14:20","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T22:14:20","slug":"i-can-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/16\/i-can-bowl\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can Bowl!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-384\" title=\"bowling\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/bowling.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I went bowling.. at my friend Skye&#8217;s birthday.\u00a0 It was awesome.. !! and i had a ball..!! i rolled alot of bowls.. and didn&#8217;t wanna go home.\u00a0 I&#8217;m hoping mama will have my birthday party here too.. i think this is so much more fun than Macdonalds.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-386\" title=\"bowling1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/bowling1.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have my special way of bowling.\u00a0 I can squat down like this.. and throw the ball or just dump the ball.. or even run .. and then throw the ball into the lane.\u00a0 Most times.. it gets into the drain.. but i got better.. and i get to hit one or two pins sometimes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-387\" title=\"bowling21\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/bowling21.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See .. this is my ball. You think i hit anything..??<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-388\" title=\"bowling3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/bowling3.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Heheheh!! closer now.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-389\" title=\"bowling4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/bowling4.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Woohoo..!! i told yer&#8230;!! i can bowl..!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went bowling.. at my friend Skye&#8217;s birthday.\u00a0 It was awesome.. !! and i had a ball..!! i rolled alot of bowls.. and didn&#8217;t wanna go home.\u00a0 I&#8217;m hoping mama will have my birthday party here too.. i think this is so much more fun than Macdonalds. 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