{"id":3907,"date":"2011-08-17T16:18:32","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T16:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=3907"},"modified":"2011-08-17T16:18:32","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T16:18:32","slug":"magic-potion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/08\/17\/magic-potion\/","title":{"rendered":"Magic Potion"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I went to the doctor’s yesterday after using the puffer for a week – and mama’s friend asked me why I smell so nice – when we met at the doctor’s office and I told her – that daddy said I was using a magic potion\/lotion that makes my skin shiny and smell nice – and she asked me what was the magic potion called.\u00a0 I told her I don’t know – and that she got to ask my mama about it.\u00a0 I went back to the store at night and told mama about it and I asked mama what was the magic potion called – mama was confused.\u00a0 I told her that was what daddy called it – a magic potion – and she said – ooooo – you mean – Johnson baby lotion?\u00a0 I said probably and asked mama what she used – what was her magic potion ?\u00a0 because mama always smell very nice too – and mama said it’s called pure fiji<\/a> – so the next time – when I see mama’s friend – I will remember that – and tell her it’s called pure fiji because mama smells like coconut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I went to the doctor’s yesterday after using the puffer for a week – and mama’s friend asked me why I smell so nice – when we met at the doctor’s office and I told her – that daddy said I was using a magic potion\/lotion that makes my skin shiny and smell nice – … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6,8,39,40,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-3907","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-beauty-the-beast","category-brat-stuff","category-shopping","category-summer","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}