{"id":4256,"date":"2011-12-24T01:16:58","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T01:16:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=4256"},"modified":"2011-12-24T01:16:58","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T01:16:58","slug":"christmas-present-for-a-cousin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/12\/24\/christmas-present-for-a-cousin\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Present For A Cousin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Daddy said we are getting a special Christmas present for my cousin Peggy &#8211; and I got all excited about it &#8211; until he told me he was getting a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.malibuhorizon.com\/detox\/alcohol-detox.aspx\">alcohol detox<\/a> for cousin Peggy.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I asked daddy why? and daddy said Cousin peggy loves to drink during the festive season, so this year &#8211; he would prefer to give her a useful gift to help her get rid of some really nasty toxins in her body.\u00a0\u00a0 Luckily, daddy and mummy don&#8217;t drink &#8211; else I just might have to get them a alcohol detox for a gift when I&#8217;m older.\u00a0 Daddy said alcohol detox is great for people who needs help with their drinking habits\u00a0 &#8211; and I guess there must be a lot of people who loved to drink during the holidays &#8211; so should everyone give their loved ones a alcohol detox too?\u00a0 I wonder how many people get a gift for alcohol detox during Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daddy said we are getting a special Christmas present for my cousin Peggy &#8211; and I got all excited about it &#8211; until he told me he was getting a alcohol detox for cousin Peggy.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I asked daddy why? and daddy said Cousin peggy loves to drink during the festive season, so this year &#8211; &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2011\/12\/24\/christmas-present-for-a-cousin\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8,14,22,23,39,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-4256","format-standard","category-a-lesson-a-day","category-brat-stuff","category-extended-family","category-health","category-holi-holiday","category-shopping","category-useful-linkstips"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}