{"id":4315,"date":"2012-01-06T18:25:06","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T18:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monsterbrat.com\/?p=4315"},"modified":"2012-01-06T18:25:06","modified_gmt":"2012-01-06T18:25:06","slug":"wood-bench","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/06\/wood-bench\/","title":{"rendered":"Wood Bench"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4314\" title=\"bench\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monsterbrat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/bench.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I liked this wood bench very much &#8211; that we saw at the dollarstore on Starrs Road &#8211; but I told mama that I think that my grampie can make one for me since Grampie is like Winnie the Pooh and has a 100 acres of land and an island!\u00a0 So he must have a lot of wood to chop &#8211;\u00a0 daddy said that maybe grampie can make some to sell for this summer.\u00a0 So grampie can you make me a wood bench? I would like it before summer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I liked this wood bench very much &#8211; that we saw at the dollarstore on Starrs Road &#8211; but I told mama that I think that my grampie can make one for me since Grampie is like Winnie the Pooh and has a 100 acres of land and an island!\u00a0 So he must have a &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/06\/wood-bench\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-lilmonster","post-4315","format-standard","category-amusinggrateful","category-brat-stuff","category-grampie-grammie"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monsterbrat.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}